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Welcome to the new comm!

Welcome to [livejournal.com profile] bloomenhaal! This post is just a shout out to whoever decides to friend this community. It is going to be a really relaxed and laid back comm...no drama here! Everyone is welcome.

Also, if anyone would like to contribute to icons, quotes, the overall look of the comm., etc. simply let me know either by comment or e-mail:

giselleslash at gmail dot comm

and I'll let you play with me it all you want...I'm quite a whore open to any suggestions and changes you'd like to implement.

I hope everyone feels comfortable here and posts, posts, posts!

BRING ON THE BLOOMENHAAL SQUEE!!!

Fic: Life is a Mixtape (1/12)

Title: Life is a Mixtape (1/12)
Author: Louby [livejournal.com profile] fictionbylouby
Pairing: Bloomenhaal
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando contemplates his life as he and his friends celebrate the end of their students days in style. Chaos ensues.
Warnings: Angst, mild peril
Disclaimer: I have no affiliations with any of the actors, only the plot is mine.
Feedback: Gives me warm fuzzies.
AN: Beta read by my amazing twin sister [livejournal.com profile] little_sis_pip.
AN 2: This fic was inspired by a wide variety of random things ranging from Top Gear to Hollyoaks to my own experiences at university. The music is a mix of songs that inspired the fic and music that reminds me of my own student days.



(Track 1 – Speechless by Lady Gaga)

Nominations now open for the Men of Middle Earth Awards

Posted with kind permission of the mods.



The third annual Men of Middle Earth Awards is now underway. Come join us in awarding excellence and celebrating the extensive variety in the LOTR slash community.

Awards are presented to both new and classic stories based on story length and pairing for both RPS and FPS. Complete nomination guidelines are now posted.

Check out the [livejournal.com profile] mome_awards and help us recognize exceptional fiction across the fandom.

P.S. This is being posted at as many comms as I can think of so my apologies for spamming your friends lists!

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Five

Title: First Period P.E., What the Hell? 5/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Orlando/Jake Gyllenhaal, with some Billy Boyd thrown in.
Summary: Orlando is stuck in a life where he really hadn’t expected to find himself. One day he runs into an old friend and things change, to say the least.
Warnings: Excessive hysterical shouting on the London Underground. Extreme cases of verbal diarrhea. An Orlando with a very troubling inner monologue. And outer monologue. Brits and Scots speaking like Americans. Time travel without the aid of Doc Brown, Marty McFly or a DeLorean. A Billy oddly obsessed with eating biscuits. A Mrs. Bloom oddly obsessed with the idea that Billy must have worms. And a sickeningly adorable Gyllenhaal. Oh, and also an entirely improbable plot. Yep. I think that about covers it.

Previous Parts


First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Five

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Four

Title: First Period P.E., What the Hell? 4/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Orlando/Jake Gyllenhaal, with some Billy Boyd thrown in.
Summary: Orlando is stuck in a life where he really hadn’t expected to find himself. One day he runs into an old friend and things change, to say the least.
Warnings: Excessive hysterical shouting on the London Underground. Extreme cases of verbal diarrhea. An Orlando with a very troubling inner monologue. And outer monologue. Brits and Scots speaking like Americans. Time travel without the aid of Doc Brown, Marty McFly or a DeLorean. A Billy oddly obsessed with eating biscuits. A Mrs. Bloom oddly obsessed with the idea that Billy must have worms. And a sickeningly adorable Gyllenhaal. Oh, and also an entirely improbable plot. Yep. I think that about covers it.

Previous Parts

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Four

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Three

Title: First Period P.E., What the Hell? 3/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Orlando/Jake Gyllenhaal, with some Billy Boyd thrown in.
Summary: Orlando is stuck in a life where he really hadn’t expected to find himself. One day he runs into an old friend and things change, to say the least.
Warnings: Excessive hysterical shouting on the London Underground. Extreme cases of verbal diarrhea. An Orlando with a very troubling inner monologue. And outer monologue. Brits and Scots speaking like Americans. Time travel without the aid of Doc Brown, Marty McFly or a DeLorean. A Billy oddly obsessed with eating biscuits. A Mrs. Bloom oddly obsessed with the idea that Billy must have worms. And a sickeningly adorable Gyllenhaal. Oh, and also an entirely improbable plot. Yep. I think that about covers it.

Previous Parts

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Three

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Two

Title: First Period P.E., What the Hell? 2/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Orlando/Jake Gyllenhaal, with some Billy Boyd thrown in.
Summary: Orlando is stuck in a life where he really hadn’t expected to find himself. One day he runs into an old friend and things change, to say the least.
Warnings: Excessive hysterical shouting on the London Underground. Extreme cases of verbal diarrhea. An Orlando with a very troubling inner monologue. And outer monologue. Brits and Scots speaking like Americans. Time travel without the aid of Doc Brown, Marty McFly or a DeLorean. A Billy oddly obsessed with eating biscuits. A Mrs. Bloom oddly obsessed with the idea that Billy must have worms. And a sickeningly adorable Gyllenhaal. Oh, and also an entirely improbable plot. Yep. I think that about covers it.

Previous Parts

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part Two

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part One

Happy Birthday to [livejournal.com profile] fictionbylouby! I hope you and your sister get spoiled rotten *g*

Title: First Period P.E., What the Hell? 1/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Orlando/Jake Gyllenhaal, with some Billy Boyd thrown in.
Summary: Orlando is stuck in a life where he really hadn’t expected to find himself. One day he runs into an old friend and things change, to say the least.
Warnings: Excessive hysterical shouting on the London Underground. Extreme cases of verbal diarrhea. An Orlando with a very troubling inner monologue. And outer monologue. Brits and Scots speaking like Americans. Time travel without the aid of Doc Brown, Marty McFly or a DeLorean. A Billy oddly obsessed with eating biscuits. A Mrs. Bloom oddly obsessed with the idea that Billy must have worms. And a sickeningly adorable Gyllenhaal. Oh, and also an entirely improbable plot. Yep. I think that about covers it.

A/N: This is based on the idea behind the movie 17 Again, the whole going back to high school thing. Although, I didn’t see the movie so any similarities between the two are complete and total coincidence. I just thought the idea would make a cute Bloomenhaal.

First Period PE, What the Hell? - Part One

'Tilt-A-Whirl' - Jake/Orlando ficlet

Title: 'Tilt-A-Whirl'
Author: [livejournal.com profile] viggorlibean3
Pairing: Bloomenhaal
Warnings: None unless you need a warning for a fear of a carnival ride ;)
Unbetad so if you see anything that needs fixed, let me know.

Summary: Orlando helps Jake get over his "dislike" of carnivals

A/N: This was written for the 'Free for All' prompt over at [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic where [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash asked for RPS, Jake Gyllenhaal/Orlando Bloom, carnival


'Tilt-A-Whirl'

Merry Christmas

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] thalassatx for requesting this and sending me the song! :D

Behind the cut )

New video

Pics set to "No Air" by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown.

I wanted to do something kind of sad.

Behind the cut )

Across the Hall - Chapter Ten

Title: Across the Hall 10/10
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Bloomenhaal (Jake/Orlando)
Summary: Jake lives alone in his flat and cuts himself off from the world until his neighbor across the hall has something to say about it.
Disclaimer: A big steaming pile of lies.

Previous Chapters

Across the Hall - Chapter Ten

"In search of...Bigfoot" Part 2 of 2

Okay, so here's Part 2 of my Jake/Orlando crack fic.


Title: "In Search of...Bigfoot"
Part 2/2
Pairing: Stoner!Orlando/Stoner!Jake Gyllenhaal - Bigfoot (There is no, I repeat, NO bestiality in this so calm down)
Rating: R for language and giggling stoner boys
Summary: Stoned and completely fucked up out of their minds, Orlando and Jake stumble upon one of mankind's greatest mysteries. Of course, the real mystery in all this is how Jake managed to drive them from Point A to Point B without killing anyone. :P

Disclaimer: Uh yeah. So not true. I don't know these boys and I have no proof of the existence of Bigfoot...yet.


Part 1



Part 2

Across the Hall - Chapter Nine

Title: Across the Hall 9/10
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Bloomenhaal (Jake/Orlando)
Summary: Jake lives alone in his flat and cuts himself off from the world until his neighbor across the hall has something to say about it.
Disclaimer: A big steaming pile of lies.

Previous Chapters

Across the Hall - Chapter Nine

"In Search of...Bigfoot" Part 1 of 2

I'm a new member here. *waves*

I am dedicating this to [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash, since she was the inspiration for this CRACK FIC - yes, it is a CRACK FIC - after a conversation we had the other day. :)

She also told me I should post here so without further adieu:

Title: "In Search of...Bigfoot"
Part 1/2
Pairing: Stoner!Orlando/Stoner!Jake Gyllenhaal - Bigfoot (There is no, I repeat, NO bestiality in this so calm down)
Rating: R for language and giggling stoner boys
Summary: Stoned and completely fucked up out of their minds, Orlando and Jake stumble upon one of mankind's greatest mysteries. Of course, the real mystery in all this is how Jake managed to drive them from Point A to Point B without killing anyone. :P

Disclaimer: Uh yeah. So not true. I don't know these boys and I have no proof of the existence of Bigfoot...yet.

I will post part 2 after Thanksgiving, on Friday. (It's written, but not edited).

Oh yeah. I put Orlando in those white overalls again. *smiles evilly*



Part 1 of 2 - the boys stumble into the 7-11

New Comm...

I'm really excited about this new comm, it's something I'd been thinking of doing but resisted because I already have too many comms as it is *g* Anyway, [livejournal.com profile] okinay set up a comm where you can drop off any of those pesky bunnies that have been bugging you but you either don't have the time for or the inspiration to write yourself and hopefully they'll inspire someone else. I know there was a bit of a request comm a while ago but it's rather inactive at the moment.

So if that interests you go CHECK it out...

[livejournal.com profile] bunnysrus[livejournal.com profile] bunnysrus[livejournal.com profile] bunnysrus[livejournal.com profile] bunnysrus

And spread the word!

Across the Hall - Chapter Eight

Title: Across the Hall 8/10
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Bloomenhaal (Jake/Orlando)
Summary: Jake lives alone in his flat and cuts himself off from the world until his neighbor across the hall has something to say about it.
Disclaimer: A big steaming pile of lies.

Previous Chapters

Across the Hall - Chapter Eight

Across the Hall - Chapter Seven

Title: Across the Hall
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Bloomenhaal (Jake/Orlando)
Summary: Jake lives alone in his flat and cuts himself off from the world until his neighbor across the hall has something to say about it.
Disclaimer: A big steaming pile of lies.

Previous Chapters

Across the Hall - Chapter Seven

Across the Hall - Chapter Six

Title: Across the Hall
Author: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
Pairing: Bloomenhaal (Jake/Orlando)
Summary: Jake lives alone in his flat and cuts himself off from the world until his neighbor across the hall has something to say about it.
Disclaimer: A big steaming pile of lies.

Previous Chapters

Across the Hall - Chapter Six

REMINDER

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